Barstool

No one knows Bartholomew Grimbuck’s true form. Some say he was once a man, while others swear he was born as furniture. A master of deception, Barstool can blend seamlessly into any environment, contorting his body into the perfect imitation of chairs, stools, or even small coffee tables. His skin has the texture of polished wood, and his eyes—when he dares to open them—gleam like brass rivets.

Some call him an occult artist, an illusionist beyond compare. Others fear him as an unseen presence, eavesdropping on whispered secrets in bars and drawing rooms. Because Bartholomew doesn’t just impersonate furniture—he becomes furniture. And when you least expect it, you might already be sitting on him.