Dirty Dave (80s rocker OC) Pony vers

Dirty Dave is pure 1980s sleaze wrapped in spandex and sweat. This oversexed glam-metal showman struts onstage in his signature skin-tight leggings and bulging red jockstrap that never leaves his body—no matter the gig, party, or private “aftershow.” His open vest shows off a thick chest carpet, glistening with oil and stage lights, while his wrists jingle with neon bangles like trophies from lovers past.

He’s loud, horny, and smells faintly of hairspray, leather, and testosterone. Dave’s voice is pure gravel and sex. His pelvis is in constant motion—thrusting, grinding, teasing the front row and taunting security guards.

He’s got groupies of all genders wrapped around his finger (and occasionally bent over a speaker backstage). Whether he’s humping a fog machine or winking at a roadie while adjusting his jock, Dirty Dave makes sure everyone knows—he came to rock, and he came to fuck.