[Dark Horse Comics (Frank Teran Et al)] Aliens Special One Shot Comic Style Illustrious
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The one‑shot comic Aliens: Special was published by Dark Horse Comics in June 1997. It’s an anthology containing two standalone stories crafted by two creative teams. Here's who was involved in its creation:
🧾 Creators & Contributors
Aliens: 45 Seconds
Writer: Darko Macan
Artist (Penciler/Inker): Frank Teran
Aliens: Elder Gods
Writer: Nancy A. Collins
Artist (Penciler): Leif Jones
Inker: John Stokes
📦 Editorial & Design
Editors: Philip Amara and Scott Allie
Cover Art: Frank Teran
Designer: Harald Graham (per Dark House listing)
🔹 Summary
This issue was produced in black-and-white and features two original Aliens-themed stories:
"Aliens: 45 Seconds": Follows a Colonial Marine racing against time with a pulse bomb to clear an infestation.
"Aliens: Elder Gods": Centers around a religious sect uncovering a statue—which harbors a horrific, alien truth.
Both were edited by Philip Amara and Scott Allie. Frank Teran not only illustrated 45 Seconds, but also painted the issue’s cover. Meanwhile Nancy A. Collins penned Elder Gods, visually brought to life by Leif Jones and inked by John Stokes .
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