Gobanna Lou (GCP)

Name: Gobanna Lou
GCP: 7232
Species: Half-Goblin / Half-Human Hybrid
Age: 24
Occupation: Goblin Basketball League Player / Alleyway Trash-Talker

GCP Ability: Height Advantage – Dunk Demon Physiology
Gobanna Lou isn’t magic, cursed, or haunted. She’s just… big. Too big for a goblin. At 5’6”, she towers over the rest of her species — when the average goblin barely hits 3’4”. Her only anomaly is existing, and she milks it for all it’s worth.

She struts into the Women’s Goblin Basketball League and makes legends by dunking on the 6’5” rim. Other goblins can’t even touch the net. She throws it down every game, smirking while the crowd screams.

No spells. No claws. No curses. Just a tall goblin with a mean streak and perfect abs.

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Nickname(s):

• The Dunk Demon

• Sky Goblin

• Shelf-Reacher

• Long-Limbed Lou

• Alley Queen

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Quotes from the Court:

• “She blocked my shot and told me to ‘grow up’ — literally.”

• “It’s not fair. She dunks. We dribble. That’s the whole game.”

• “Every time she scores, she flexes. Every. Time.”

• “She grabbed the rim with one hand and my pride with the other.”

Quotes from Gobanna:

• “Don’t hate me, hate genetics.”

• “I’m not anomalous. You’re just short.”

• “When I dunk, I’m not playing basketball — I’m making history.”

• “Yeah, I’m tall for a goblin. That’s y’all’s problem, not mine.”