The Duckless Duck Delusion Method

No ducks, no quacks, just mud and sun,

a duckless plan already done.

No shell, no white, no crack, no spill,

no egg to break, no duck to fill.

No rot, no smell, no crawling fly,

the yolk stayed whole, refused to die.

Fake egg, fake start, fake farming art,

duckless fields with zero heart.

Ducks walked on, the method wrong,

the yolk stayed right by staying long.