[Malebolgia] Custom Goober 64 (Custom 'Furry' Style) Illustrious

The model I think is fairly self explanatory.

Thought I'd stuff my shitpost announcement somewhere permanent, as sort of a testament that I obliviously and unconsciously once again made an elaborate metal gear solid joke having once again forgotten the date until after I slapped it together, and of all places. Federal Hall!

It's kind of goofy how often I manage to fit exactly what I want to say in the restrictive confines of the announcement character limit. It's probably some of my better writing.

Brevity is the soul of wit, some say, or some say kosm.

Am I missing something with potato chip prices. Frozen Chicken Drumsticks gives 250 g per $1, with my frozen drumsticks for 5KG costing ~$20, but Doritos give ~72.7 g per $1, with a single 400gram bag of Doritos costing across the street $5.47 before taxes. I know Dorito's isn't potato based as it's mushed up corn, but like, my go to brand for vegetables - Naturally imperfect, they're the potatoes and mushrooms too unfuckable for whatever the fuck rich people do with vegetables that how they look matters, but anyway, Jack. Listen to me, a 9 Kilogram bag of russet potatoes costs $9. That's 20 pounds of potatoes for $9, all you need is a little salt and pepper and some light cooking oil and you could panfry, or dare I say it air fry it at ratio's of value you wouldn't believe Potatoes vs Doritos -13.75× more food per dollar for potatoes. Jack, listen to me, when you eat a bag of Doritos from this point forward, you're just a hole to be filled. Do you know what day it is today Jack? That's right. This day is where it IS born, that we have become the Sons of Liberty from the fast-food industry and their systems of price control. Where our bodies exist as more than just a hole to fill.

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Back to my devilish tricks.

Works well at a strength of 1

[Malebolgia] The 8th Circle - 'Fraud - Ditch 1' Custom Illustrious Checkpoint