[Games Workshop] Slaanesh Chaos God Daemon Character Anima

The model I think is fairly self explanatory.

Jelqing is such a novel funny concept, it's funny to think that people think that you can lengthen parts of your body or reshape it with trivial exercise. I think you could probably invent a new scam exercise where you roll up your penis like a hubba-bubba gum roll to do the same 'theory', as a joke.

I like to think of it like Kung-Pow Enter The Fist, which I reference often, where they teach wimp lo to lose fights because they taught him that's how to fight. Like Bonesmashing.

Please, learn that your penis size doesn't matter, even if you had a small penis, trust me, there's lots of ways to have sex, you do have a mouth and tongue by the way, that's my favorite way to perform sex, and no I don't have -exactly- a tiny penis, though it would be cool if it was huge to brag about. And trust me, like my first boyfriend had like, a 10 inch coke can thick cock, and that shit was terrible; I see women claim to be size queens and I'm like, yeah, okay virgin, shut up you've never taken a big one. That shit hurts.

In other news, it's funny to get a request for Slaanesh, because it's probably the Chaos god I'd end up inadvertently serving, I do everything to excess, Alcohol, sex, work; Everything.

It'll be my downfall, I'm sure, because to warhammer I think there's an inkling of truth, because I suspect around 15-35% of people are real life chaos cultists, check any poll or statistic of the stupidest shit imaginable with an obvious wrong answer, and that goddamn ballpark always pops up, and don't blame me if I just ruined your life because you'll see it in every poll from now on.

https://vocaroo.com/1dCKgpymuk1M

Back to my devilish tricks.

Works well at a strength of 1

Previews made with Anima Base Model 1.0