The most popular man in the world

This is the most popular man in the world; so popular that he always has an entourage.

Why is the most popular man in the world so popular? Party tricks and feats of wonder of both types- phallic and fecal.

Also because a random older guy with the runs (often from alternate orifices) surrounded by adoring fans is amazing and hilarious to some extremely childish 46 year old man, not that I would know him.

Note: the nomenclature for the more ridiculous stuff doesn't fly with TOS, nor do the outputs. To use it, pretend you are a 7 year old with an immature sense of humor for even a 7 year old when prompting, and you should figure it out.

@CruzFlesh Hyper male model was critical in creating the images used to train this abomination. Thank you.